RKO

Once there was a man named Rufuz...
He lived high in the mountains of K-2. No he is not a mountain climber. He was actually born on K-2. You see a long time ago Rufuz was left on that mountain alone and free. He was raised by the near by goats who lived on K-2. The goats took him in as one of thier own.
Growing up Rufuz had to learn to take care of himself. The other goats gave Rufuz a job. His Job was the most inportant in all the land...or so he was told. He was the Orange Collector. So everyday Rufuz had to go far far down the mountain to collect the Oranges for his fellow goats.
One normal day Rufuz was walking...crawling down the mountain when all of a sudden he heard a peculiar noise none like he has ever heard before. So he set out to find what it was and left his fellow goat friends behind.